TV Jokes

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"A photographer, a reporter and a producer are walking along a street. One of them kicks a lamp and out pops a genie. The genie says 'You each get one wish.'
The photographer says, 'I'd like to be on a beach with a bevy of babes.' Poof, he's gone.
The reporter says, 'I'd like to be skiing in the Alps with my boyfriend.' Poof, she's gone.
Then the genie turns to the producer.
The producer says, 'I sure wish you'd get those guys back here. We've got work to do.'"

"How many producers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
-One, but they keep changing it and changing it.

"How many producers does it take to change a lightbulb?"
-I don't know. What do you think?

"How many directors does it take to change a lightbulb?"
-It takes one. I mean three. Take two.

"What's a tv news consultant?"
-He's a guy who knows all the positions but has never had a girlfriend.